This is awesome. Make sure you listen to the announcers, who get a little awkward when they figure it out. I also like the kicking graphic next to him while he's taking a leak.
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Nick Novak Pees on Sideline
Started by NOLA, Nov 28 2011 02:18 PM
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Posted 28 November 2011 - 02:18 PM
Homer: [reading] "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio." Aw, the Denver Broncos!
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Homer: Yeah, yeah.
Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn't.
Homer: [sighs] You just don't understand football, Marge.
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Posted 28 November 2011 - 02:20 PM
Oh my God this is so funny.
I have tears from laughing so hard
I have tears from laughing so hard
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Posted 29 November 2011 - 11:07 AM
Jeff Garcia had a trick.
He'd find the towel guy and stick a towel down his pants, let it flow, and then toss it in the towel hamper.
I always wondered who the poor sunnuva bitch was that handled those towels.
He'd find the towel guy and stick a towel down his pants, let it flow, and then toss it in the towel hamper.
I always wondered who the poor sunnuva bitch was that handled those towels.
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Posted 29 November 2011 - 11:24 AM
The_Jonas, on 29 November 2011 - 11:07 AM, said:
Jeff Garcia had a trick.
He'd find the towel guy and stick a towel down his pants, let it flow, and then toss it in the towel hamper.
I always wondered who the poor sunnuva bitch was that handled those towels.
He'd find the towel guy and stick a towel down his pants, let it flow, and then toss it in the towel hamper.
I always wondered who the poor sunnuva bitch was that handled those towels.
Homer: [reading] "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio." Aw, the Denver Broncos!
Marge: I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer: Yeah, yeah.
Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn't.
Homer: [sighs] You just don't understand football, Marge.
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Posted 29 November 2011 - 11:52 AM
NOLA, on 29 November 2011 - 11:24 AM, said:
I've heard a lot of offensive players (pun not intended) will just piss themselves so that opposing teams won't want to tackle them.
Oh yeah. Mark Schlereth isn't shy about the fact that he pissed himself all the time. He drank water nonstop, and would piss his pants several times a game. "When you're that hydrated, all you're doing is pissing water" is what he would say.
I think linemen do it the most. They're doing the hardest work, have the biggest bodies, and need the most amount of water to avoid cramps and muscle pulls.
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Posted 29 November 2011 - 12:56 PM
There is a reason that Schlereth's nick name is "Stink".
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