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[Raised on Riots]

Is there some esoteric, unwritten law on the books in the State of Kansass that says when you attend college at KU and K-State, upon graduation you are to have a sunflower shoved up your ass with a built-in microchip that blinds you to reality?

I think so.

Keitzman is of the opinion that KU was a better basketball team than MU this year. Ketzman is full of shit. Yes, I know he's a K-State Grad, but the Anal Sunflower Microchip does not discern between the two when it comes to out of state rivals. MU and KU met twice this year. MU won at home, and KU won at home. In my non-Anal Sunflower Microchip brand of math; that's a tie in a two-game series.

Speaking of series, let's move on.

MU stormed through the Big 12 Tournament, and won the Big 12 Tournament. KU went one and out. "But...but KU played better week to week"! the Anal Sunflower Microchip zombies will scream. So let me see if I got this straight; your boys play like NBA superstars when alotted an in-between game rest period of days, but they play like the sacrificial lambs sent out against the Harlem Globetrotters when it's time to make hay in a series?

Well guess what, Jack; that makes your boys NOT THE BETTER FUCKING TEAM!

In closing, it's time for the grads and supporters on the shit-side of the State Line to remove the Sunflower from their asses, and embrace reality.

[warthog]

Yeah, I heard him. I think he reads Tigerboard and gets his feelings hurt by things they post. He'll then go on a childish rant about the Tigers. Did you hear how excited he was that some Memphis player might go to K State if Calapari leaves? He was all over that.

[T-Rich49]

Raised On Riots, on Mar 31 2009, 04:47 PM, said:

Is there some esoteric, unwritten law on the books in the State of Kansass that says when you attend college at KU and K-State, upon graduation you are to have a sunflower shoved up your ass with a built-in microchip that blinds you to reality?

I think so.

Keitzman is of the opinion that KU was a better basketball team than MU this year. Ketzman is full of shit. Yes, I know he's a K-State Grad, but the Anal Sunflower Microchip does not discern between the two when it comes to out of state rivals. MU and KU met twice this year. MU won at home, and KU won at home. In my non-Anal Sunflower Microchip brand of math; that's a tie in a two-game series.

Speaking of series, let's move on.

MU stormed through the Big 12 Tournament, and won the Big 12 Tournament. KU went one and out. "But...but KU played better week to week"! the Anal Sunflower Microchip zombies will scream. So let me see if I got this straight; your boys play like NBA superstars when alotted an in-between game rest period of days, but they play like the sacrificial lambs sent out against the Harlem Globetrotters when it's time to make hay in a series?

Well guess what, Jack; that makes your boys NOT THE BETTER FUCKING TEAM!

In closing, it's time for the grads and supporters on the shit-side of the State Line to remove the Sunflower from their asses, and embrace reality.

you do know that Kietz has taken more then his fair shots at KU as well.

[Raised on Riots]

warthog, on Mar 31 2009, 05:40 PM, said:

Yeah, I heard him. I think he reads Tigerboard and gets his feelings hurt by things they post. He'll then go on a childish rant about the Tigers. Did you hear how excited he was that some Memphis player might go to K State if Calapari leaves? He was all over that.

Oh how in the merry, happy hell could I have NOT heard him practically drool on the microphone! First, he tells the world about it. Then, he has his lackey play back the recording of the interview while he runs to the station rest-room to crank one off...

I just got done listening/watching the latest Haley presser at KCC.com, and I have to say that our local sports media makes me wince every time I see/hear them in "action".

It's one thing to be "softball" or to be respectful. It's quite another to be just, well...DUMB! Every one of them except occasionally Gretz in those pressers, come off sounding like a rube who just hopped off the cattle cart at the I-70/Blue Parkway overpass!

[warthog]

T-Rich49, on Mar 31 2009, 05:44 PM, said:

you do know that Kietz has taken more then his fair shots at KU as well.

No, today he was especially hateful towards Missouri. Yes, he probably does hate KU just as much, but today he was reacting to things that were being said about him and that hippie Danny Clinksdale and decided to lash out on Mizzou. Oh well, he's a big baby.

[Los Pollos Hermanos]

I went to K-STate and I never put on my sunflower colored glasses when talking about KU.

[T-Rich49]

warthog, on Mar 31 2009, 05:58 PM, said:

No, today he was especially hateful towards Missouri. Yes, he probably does hate KU just as much, but today he was reacting to things that were being said about him and that hippie Danny Clinksdale and decided to lash out on Mizzou. Oh well, he's a big baby.

on behalf of KU fans we apologize for Clinksdale(I'm not even sure he went to KU)

[Raised on Riots]

warthog, on Mar 31 2009, 05:58 PM, said:

No, today he was especially hateful towards Missouri. Yes, he probably does hate KU just as much, but today he was reacting to things that were being said about him and that hippie Danny Clinksdale and decided to lash out on Mizzou. Oh well, he's a big baby.

This.

Is Clinksdale the one with the white afro?

[warthog]

Raised On Riots, on Mar 31 2009, 07:55 PM, said:

This.

Is Clinksdale the one with the white afro?

Clinksdale is the guy in his 50's with a pony tail.

He doesn't have it here:

http://www.810whb.co...anny_clinkscale

But he used to have a pony.

[Raised on Riots]

warthog, on Mar 31 2009, 08:01 PM, said:

Clinksdale is the guy in his 50's with a pony tail.

He doesn't have it here:

http://www.810whb.co...anny_clinkscale

But he used to have a pony.

Ah, Harry Shearer! Got it. Wait a minute, wait a minute...here it is:



Mmm...uncanny, yes?

[Raised on Riots]

Son, you got'sa face for radio:

Todd Leabo, your resident Arrowhead Presser-monkey!

[Raised on Riots]

Oooh! Oooh! Don't forget 'White Afro'!

[warthog]

You really need to start an 810 Sucks! thread in the smack forum. We could go on and on about these jokers. Like last week when KK devoted an entire show on how he was outraged over the Chiefs wearing the Dallas Texans helmet.

[Raised on Riots]

warthog, on Mar 31 2009, 09:35 PM, said:

You really need to start an 810 Sucks! thread in the smack forum. We could go on and on about these jokers. Like last week when KK devoted an entire show on how he was outraged over the Chiefs wearing the Dallas Texans helmet.

I would, but then I'd actually have to listen to that tool everyday just to have fresh material for the thread! Football is basically over on the radio; I care nothing for their pre or post-draft analysis because I've been following our potential picks for months now. The sports-jocks have absolutely nothing to offer the informed fan at this point.

Basketball is pretty much over, and I don't follow baseball. So by all means; YOU start the thread!