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Overdosed on Viagra the other day.
Hardest day of my life.
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I tried that cyber sex once.
Didnt like it
Got stuck in the modem.
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I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me.
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I heard that it was fun to take ambien and then stay awake and masturbate. I didn’t enjoy it at all; my hand fell asleep.
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the “M” is silent.
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Mitt Romney turned 69 yesterday which for Mormons is a sin
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Every read the novel "The Yellow River" By: I P Freely?
or
"Over Population in China" by: Wee Phuckem Young?
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