I believe in evolution. I don’t know that Darwin’s hypotheses on the subject are unequivocally factually correct, but I do believe that a species adapts to its climate over time, primarily through survival of the fittest. It’s a process that takes generations upon generations to complete, however, and as a result there is no real chance for us to observe any discernible difference in the character of a species, particularly our own, in a single lifetime.

In 1985, William ‘Refrigerator’ Perry was the largest player in the NFL. He entered the league at a playing weight of 325 pounds. The next largest player on that Super Bowl winning Bears squad was offensive lineman Mark Bortz, who clocked in at a svelt 282. Perry was primarily a defensive lineman. He outweighed the next largest Bears’ defender, nose tackle Steve McMichael, by 55 pounds. More famously, he was also occasionally used as a fullback. He outweighed starter Matt Suhey by over 100 pounds. Read the rest of this entry »

The Kansas City Chiefs today confirmed that the National Football League has suspended WR Dwayne Bowe for four games for “violating the NFL policy on performance enhancing substances.” Bowe’s suspension will begin immediately.

As a result of the league suspension, the team will have no further comment.

via Kansas City Chiefs – CHIEFS STATEMENT ON WR DWAYNE BOWE.

On November 6th, 2005, Larry Johnson permanently took over starting duties from Priest Holmes. He had three prior spot starts, but his field time had been limited otherwise. Johnson set the tone for the next year and a half by putting up a command performance against a struggling Oakland team, gaining 107 ground yards and another 16 on three receptions.

Today, November 15th, 2009, Jamaal Charles permanently took over starting duties from Larry Johnson. He had four prior spot starts, but his field time had been limited otherwise. Charles put up a command performance against a struggling Oakland team, gaining 103 ground yards and another 14 on four receptions. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s a rare sight to see the fan base for a sports franchise in a celebratory mood 24 hours after a loss. With half the season behind them and only one win visible in the rearview mirror, the natural emotions should be disappointment, dejection, and possibly even depression. So why are Chiefs fans dancing like Rosie Perez in the opening credits of a Spike Lee film today?

It’s because they got their wish. Over the past week, fans numbering in excess of 35,000 signed an online petition requesting that GM Scott Pioli not allow Larry Johnson to break Priest Holmes’ franchise rushing record. The petition was pedestrian in wording and held no great swaying power of its own, but it didn’t need to. Fans are forgiving, but far too often Johnson’s behavior was unforgivable. His final offense, a homophobic epithet and a knock on his head coach’s credentials, was in itself far less egregious than many of his prior transgressions, but it was enough in the eyes of his employers to merit dismissal. Read the rest of this entry »

The Kansas City Chiefs released RB Larry Johnson on Monday. In 75 games (55 starts) with Kansas City, Johnson rushed 1,375 times for 5,996 yards (4.4 avg.) with 55 touchdowns. He also registered 151 receptions for 1,369 yards (9.1 avg.) with six TDs. He concluded his Chiefs career with 30 100-yard rushing games and also added two 100-yard receiving games.

Johnson established an NFL single-season record with 416 rushing attempts in 2006 when he set a franchise single-season mark with 1,789 rushing yards. He originally entered the league as the Chiefs first-round selection (27th overall) in the 2003 NFL Draft out of Penn State.

via Kansas City Chiefs – Chiefs Release RB Larry Johnson.

My longtime readers know that I like to title my articles after songs. Sometimes I pick good ones. Sometimes I elect to be ironic and pick bad ones. Once upon a time I even picked a Jimmy Buffet song. I’ll do my best not to commit any more offenses of that heinous a nature.

This time around my taste is immaculate. Getting In Tune is track one, side two of The Who’s 1971 album, Who’s Next, a collection of songs mostly intended for a rock opera that never materialized. The Chiefs no doubt understand a thing or two about plans that fail to materialize. Plans, for instance, like scoring on the ground. Just as last year’s team set a league record for fewest sacks in a season (10), this year’s team stands a very real chance of setting another record: fewest rushing touchdowns. The modern era record of 2 is shared by three units: the 1972 Eagles, 1995 Jets, and 2005 Cardinals. Combined, those squads posted a record of 10-36. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s not a tough record to beat.

Priest Holmes holds Kansas City’s franchise record for career rushing yards. His number is 6,070. That’s good for fifth lowest in the league, ahead of only Tampa Bay, New England, Carolina, and Houston. The number itself isn’t that special. What is special is how he did it and how quickly he did it–63 starts in 65 games, over half of which came on the wrong side of an injury that would have ended the careers of most backs. He did it all with limited natural ability too. At no point in his career was he the fastest or strongest back on the team, but he was always the smartest and the best prepared.

In light of everything the Chiefs have been through since with Holmes’s replacement, it’s hard to remember exactly how maligned the holy one was by the team’s fans. Mercurial by nature, Priest infrequently granted interviews, made few public appearances, and never traveled with the team while injured. The latter isn’t altogether uncommon–Andy Reid, for instance, doesn’t allow his injured players to travel with the team under any circumstance–but it rubbed a lot of fans the wrong way. His decision to sit out an entire season in 2006, claiming the need to further rehabilitate from a midseason injury in 2005, rubbed fans the wrong way too, particularly when he announced in October of 2007 that he planned to return. Fans felt Priest had let the team down. He had, in their estimation, placed his own desires over the team’s needs, holding out for longer than needed, knowing full well the offense was struggling in his absence. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s a good thing the Chiefs wore their throwback helmets against the Chargers on Sunday. Otherwise, someone might have mistaken them for the team that eked out a victory over the Redskins seven days earlier. That team was mistake prone but mentally tough; athletically challenged but physically commanding. Apparently Tank Tyler was that team’s muse. His absence was the only change, but the shape of the team was radically different.

I’ll admit that I was among the foolhardy few that predicted a Kansas City win. I felt that the win over Washington would serve as a catalyst, sparking the team to more similarly opportunistic wins over similarly underachieving opponents. I overestimated the chemistry, however. This team clearly has none. They are an experiment gone wrong. Read the rest of this entry »

The Kansas City Chiefs barred RB Larry Johnson from practicing with the team or participating in team activities on Tuesday, saying they are continuing to investigate his recent comments in which he reportedly belittled coach Todd Haley via Twitter and reportedly used gay slurs addressing media in the locker room.

The decision on Johnson appears indefinite, as no timetable given for his return.

Haley is expected to address the situation surrounding Johnson during a news conference Tuesday, which is scheduled for 2:40 p.m. ET. That news conference can be seen live on NFL Network.

The Chiefs released a statement Tuesday announcing the decision on Johnson. Read the rest of this entry »

I realize that the Kansas City Chiefs did not stun the professional football world in their win over the Washington Redskins. They did not convincingly stomp a maligned Redskins team. They did not assert themselves as contenders for the AFC West crown. Further, the next few weeks will bring a new set of challenges for our inexperienced players and coaches to overcome. However, it was most definitely progress.

In all but one of the previous games this season the Chiefs held the game close into the fourth quarter, only to find a way to lose. Against the hated Raiders, we watched as Matt Cassel threw two interceptions and Savage failed to get out of bounds as halftime ended the drive. When it counted, our defense made JaMarcus Russell look like JaMarcus Elway, as he drove the Raiders down the field in the fourth quarter to take a lead the Chiefs would not take back. We’ve seen multiple penalties and some confusing play calling. Just last week I had to cover my eyes as our second-year corner Maurice Leggett twice missed tackles and our veteran safety was not in a position to stop game changing – and game ending – pass plays.
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